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'What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.'
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Why am I pluto? It’s not even a planet anymore.

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“Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Norris here. We’re now beginning ourfinal descent into Los Angeles International Airport. We’ll be on the ground in a few minutes. Thank you for flying Oceanic Air.”
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He’s dead. Charlie’s dead.
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